Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

air wolf

(adj.) A word used to describe anything of majesty, beauty and intensity, or anything that is simply bad ass. -ernie cline

Shakespeare is airwolf. James Brown's music is airwolf. Sex so good it makes your spine ache and your knees buckle, that's airwolf. But nothing is more airwolf than airwolf.

by hex January 03, 2005

wolf banging

Analy penetrating a women while she throws up so a suction is created on your penis

she sucked me good when we wolf banged last night

by Hex April 19, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004

Podcasting

It's snob for "streaming audio."

this definition via maddox

by hex August 05, 2005

ipodder

A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.

this definition from maddox

by hex August 05, 2005

Red Sox

a pissass excuse for a baseball team. It took them 86 years to win another World Series. Often refered to as the idiots and the stupid ass phrase "cowboy up".

How can all those Sox fans be so happy?

by hex October 31, 2004

blogging

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

usually occurs after a person purchases or attains access to a computer but before they learn anything about writing.

by hex August 05, 2005