A fork of Rural Dictionary
An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.
How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?
Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.
We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.
Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.
My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days
toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.
I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work
The co-worker that does everything with only themselves in mind. Describes every step out loud as they work while accomplishing nothing. Helpful as a wet fart on a hot summer day
If the Reichunt doesn't shut the fuck up, he's going to be more useless than normal.
Any food that be can bought after midnight at the drive through or gas station. It tastes good now, but will wake you out of a sound sleep in a few hours.
After the party we grabbed some rental food, and that shit got me up 3 times this morning.