Country Dictionary

last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty

I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.

Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris

How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?

beyond the bounds of useless and worthless, you become use free.

Who does the hiring at this place? Every new hire is more use free than the last

Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style

Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.

My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.