Country Dictionary

A cake made out of your dad. Some people bake ashes of their deceased loved ones in a cake and eat it as part of some crazyass mourning ritual.

When Bonnie's dad died, they baked a dadcake.

1. The profession or function of offering snide remarks; sarcasm.
2. The art or science of snarking; esp., instruction in methods.

When Greg offered prizes for backchannel comments, it was pure snarkagogy.

An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.

That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.

A library chick who seems really sweet and nice and shy when out. But, once you get her alone turns into a raging sexual freak.

Sara is great at her job as a librarian in Texas, but when you get her alone, she turns into a total hobrarian.

creepy cathylick holiday where they walk around with death symbols on their foreheads

Dude looks like he was dork-slapped by a mechanic. Oh yeah, I forgot it's Ash Wednesday.

To ignore symptoms that should be diagnosed and tell the patient, it's nothing."

I showed the doctor a mole that looked like cancer and he diagnored me.

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.