A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!
A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
What you say when someone asks you why the US flag is being flown at half-staff.
"Why is the flag half-staff?" "NRA." "Evil bastards. Which mass shooting was this? Hey, is it still 'too soon' to discuss gun control?
The practice of always refusing a plastic bag when buying merchandise, from which pride and worthiness is generated.
Clerk: "Do you want that in a bag?" Shopper: "No. I maintain a neutral bagprint." Clerk, murmuring: "Go fuck yourself." Shopper walks to gas-guzzling SUV.
What social media has become
“It’s sad, but Trump, the Russians and their cronies have turned social media into an awful place of insults, bullying, lies, name-calling and other mean-spirited, vindictive behavior.” “Yeah, unsocial media is pretty fucked up.”
The 21st century version of American democracy
Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy." Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world." Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"
Moron Of The United States, also known as Donald Trump
Hey, so what idiotic, hateful thing did MOTUS say or tweet today?