Country Dictionary

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids

I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...

when you're getting high and masturbating at the same time...you inhale right before you're about to cum and then exhale as you're cumming.

I had the most incredible California sunrise with the shower head this morning.

the person in the circle who always hands you an empty bowl, pipe.

thanks Russ...you could have loaded the bowl. don't be a russ

on the south side of oklahoma city, oklahoma the myriad of 27-35 year old dudes that ride (or walk) around on tiny "BMX" bicycles...but the rule of the club is, you must stay SHIRTLESS ALL THE TIME. most of them have girlfriends that follow behind carrying all their 'luggage'

wow, look at all the lost boys hanging out at the motel 6 on SE 44th street at 3am.

a fake noodle

I thought Marios was known for their spaghetti, but it's definitely become an impasta.

a fake noodle

Mario's used to have the best spaghetti, but lately it's an impasta

something that you used to have, or something that used to exist, in the past.

you: I used to make 700/week... I used to have mondays off... I used to drive a company truck. me: sounds like you got a case of the usetas