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The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****

Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort LOCATION: ******* DATE: July 2009 NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean AGENCY OR INDY: Indy ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics AGE: 18 PERSONALITY: Very friendly RACE: Caucasian BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned WEIGHT: 135 HEIGHT: 5.7" BUST: Full young and bouncy C's WAIST: thin HIPS: nice curves HAIR: brown EYES: green FEET: two SKIN TONE: tan TRIMMING: shaved TATTOOS: one on hip SCARS: none PIERCINGS: stomach CLOTHES: casual summer sexy GLASSES: none MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice SMOKES: nope DRINKS: not in front of me KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback GREEK: no RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment DONTS: anything uncovered, greek WEBSITE: SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com PHONE: ***-259-**** RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely! REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!

by horneyboy August 09, 2009