A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. another clever word for a lady's monthly 'gift' 2. another word for PMS, but a worse version derived from... A. From 'Drag Me To Hell" a powerful demon spirit haunting that will torment the victim for three days before taking him/her to hell.
"ew, lo bosworth is such a biotch, she must be on her lamia all the time." "the lamia has come to town, watch out."
1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke 2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense 3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...." friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead" friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday." friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?" friend 3: "yup, joke dead." joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)" joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."