Country Dictionary

Kick My Chair

Kill me already...Like when someone has a noose around them and they are trying to kill themselves, but need someone to kick their chair.

Today has been a rough day...kick my chair already!

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"

I text him last night but he gave me crickets...

Text Pal

A person that you never talk to or see, but you just text with. Like a pen pal.

I've been chatting w/ my text pal all day.

Pirate

A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.

I liked him until he became a pirate.

Pirates

A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.

I'm always attracted to pirates...