Country Dictionary

Tash

The art of placing your finger into your crack then rubbing your sweaty brown finger under an unsuspected friends nose leaving a tash mark, whilst shouting Tash as a victory call

Mate just got Paul a treat What happened Tashed him from behind, never saw it coming Is that why he looks like he's snorted an onion whole Didn't help that I've not washed my arse all week, left a nice brown fluffy tash

ta6

Code for when an army member gets laid by same sex, bit like File 13 stands for put in trash TA6 commonly referred to as, the boys are banging again

That unit was rather noisy last night They been away from home too long and were just having a bit of TA6

junction jockey

Some one that misses there junction whilst driving, usually because there too busy on the phone. Also used to discribe the twats that decide to skip three lanes to pull off onto there junction within the last 10 yards

Dee: damn I'm so busy talking to you I've missed my junction Aron: your such a junction jockey