A fork of Rural Dictionary
depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.
not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.
universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?
Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .
Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!
Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.
going home when you know should be out drinking
bailing on plans
i’m afraid I gotta be sreposnsibek
a statement or phrase that makes you feel strange, but also kind of good about yourself.
an odd compliment
a weird pat on the back
he told emma that she was "weird in a nice way", bit of an oddpliment if you ask me.
not a little, not a bit
just a little bit
full form of lil'bit
do you think she likes him?
ehhh, maybe just a littlebittle.
chaotic-neutral sigma male
hates anything that people like
all bark no bite
all gas no brakes
writes definitions on urban dictionary instead of swiping on tinder