A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
We gonna colorize these easter eggs like Ted Turner rubbin' his sugar stick all over a printer on top of returns.
Hot Topic. Used as a mildly derogatory term and a wake up call towards grown men and women who are stuck in the early adolescent frame of mind.
"Seriously Paul, you do realize you're 32. So why don't you just quit wasting your hard earned money in the Forever 13 and come with me to Marshalls?"