Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Chinputermon

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices

System Error, shutting down. This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!

by iKielo1 February 03, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man. Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15... Shaun: A 15? Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude! Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

Round Robin

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...

A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night? B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Haribo

Delicious gummy bears, sweets or any type of jelly. Kids and grown ups alike are fond of these sweets... and most cannot resist eating packets once opened.

Eric: Hey got any haribo's? Ste: Yeah here, work away... Eric: I FRICKIN love haribo's!!!!

by iKielo1 January 24, 2009

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas. Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 02, 2009

Puddin'

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.

D: So how far did you get last night? S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech

S: Let's go to that new night club tonight? E: Yeah cool... S: This is a fucking discocktech!

by iKielo1 February 05, 2009