Country Dictionary

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

Koti is Bulgarian for Cunt.

My husband is a koti

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

An upright and firm penis

OH MY LORD! is that an erection he is sporting?

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

another term for the word police.

"just had a chase of the bobbies"

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!