Country Dictionary

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iwfurn

Acronym: I Would Fuck You Right Now

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by iamnobody00 August 01, 2009

double dip

Verb: the act of re-dipped a previously bitten out of chip or vegetable. It is considered an offense in many households, and many parties. Origin: a Sienfeld episode in which George Castanza double dipped a chip, to the dismay of a party-goer.

Party-goer: What are you doing? George: What? Party-goer: Did... did you just double dip that chip? George: Scuze-me? Party-goer: YOU DOUBLE DIPPED THE CHIP! George: Double dipped? Wha-what are you talkin about? Party-goer: You dipped the chip, you took a bite... and you dipped again! George: So? Party-goer: THAT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR WHOLE MOUTH RIGHT IN THE DIP! Look, from now on when you take a chip, just take one dip and END IT!

by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

Did he die

A youtube fad where a user will comment 'did he die' if a person in the video falls, gets even mildly injured, or for any other unrelated reason. Sometimes the comment will be in a different form where the user states a explanation accompanied with 'he died.' The people who do this are either trying to be funny or piss people off, in which case the latter usually occurs.

*Kid flips off dirtbike* Asshole128: omg did he die? or Asshole393: i heard that he broke his ribs and then he died.

by iamnobody00 May 30, 2009

blue gummer

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.

1: Damn dude look at that black guy! 2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!

by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009