A fork of Rural Dictionary
The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
The incarnation of an individual as might in appear in some alternate douchebag reality.
Sitting across from him in the cafe, Tom spied a man nearly identical in terms of dress and appearance, save for a telling look of undeservedly smug satisfaction. Tom had met his douchelganger.