A fork of Rural Dictionary
a cool medieval town located in the southeast of ireland. whats wrong with it? nothing! its the people! loaded with skangs!
''i say govner are you coming to kilkenny this weekend??''
''nay kind sir. on my last visit an unsavoury character wearing a god awful tracksuit with fred perry top and hat fifty miles off the top of his head attacked me savagely''
''for what reason old prune?''
''they claimed i was giving them 'dirty looks'!''
''i hope you told them it was false, after all you are blind''
''they knew i was blind! they attack the defensless! BAS***DS''
a group of people who see things from a unique point of veiw. often outcast from society at an early age for some stupid reason kids think of in the schoolyard. these 'outcasts' usaully come together to find common ground with each other and become good frinds. they have a laugh the whole time and enjoy life more than most people. their outside look on the people who try to be popular allow them to see the pointlessness of teenage society. goths cannot be defined by what they wear and how they act around the 'popular' as looks can be decieving. most goths do not even wear gothic cloths as popularised on tv. goths understand life better than most people and are better off for being that way.
''goth life?''
''a better life''
not to be confused with that dump of a city, canton is also a common irish word used in ireland by the irish. a direct translation would be 'rapist' or in irish terms 'sheep shagger'. there are believed to be cantons in the south east of ireland, but this is only thought to be an urban legend to scare children.
''canton is such a fag!''
''i once saw canton in a field doing unsanitary things to the animals''