A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.
2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.
3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!
And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.
I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
1. A stupid plastic box with a CRT, plastic casing (sometimes bestowed with wood paneling if its from 1978), and a glass screen designed to keep people in their homes.
2. Corporatism's source of pocketing new customers with their ill-quality products.
3. Something to sit and stare at if you want to see the forecast, or see people get killed.
Television sucks, and its completely stupid, which is why I don't say "television"; I call it the "idiot box"
1. A person or robot you receive in a commercial call.
2. One of those times its O.K. to feel like you wanna kill someone.
3. Makes you wish you had Caller ID or even a Telezapper.
"You've got four seconds to hang up this phone, you halfwit telemarketer, and never call this number again."
1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
Coupes and sedans pwn the SUV.
Seriously people, what the hell...SUVs are gay.
1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.
2. Something racists just can't realize.
3. The root of all problems.
1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.
Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.
Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.
2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...
1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.
Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?
According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.
I can't wait man...
Something nerds do on a regular basis. They pretend to be different characters and do battles/yiff or something like that.
It's easy to understand why nerds and other losers of the like spend most of their time role playing, pretending to be magical elves and shit on the internet; their pretending to be someone their not. Lol...