A fork of Rural Dictionary
the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
Cutting the penis into three parts and planting a brain into each, giving the three parts sentience.
Can i see your cerberusing footage?
the result of ejaculating on ones chest and heating it to a point of evaporation to create nut fumes
those nut fumes smell fucking egregious
ripping out the veins in the penis and letting them dangle like tentacles
im like an octopus after my tentacling session!
Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.
I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!
a fucking dumb way of saying "you wouldn't have"
"you'dn't've done that if I hadn't"