A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens to old men who wear sandals and public rest rooms...
Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.
The overwhelming fatigue that everyone has been feeling ever since 2016 when Donald was elected.
I am suffering from immense trumptigue. Every tweet he and his trumphoons send, every lie they make just compounds the emotional and psychological lethargy I feel.
What hot Germans wear under their lederhosen.
Man I need a new pair of lederthongs to go with these lederhosen. Wow, did you see those lederthongs for sale at KaDeWe they were "sere schick"
Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.
Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.
The pleasure you feel when your first response to a Facebook Post or Tweet is correct and complete and knowing that all the other correct responses are just wasted electrons.
Everyone keeps repeating my earlier response and it give me such satisfaction, it's shear Feedschadenfreude.
The feeling of satisfaction knowing that your response to a Facebook or Twitter post is the most appropriate, correct and complete response.
I responded to the post right away and many others simply parroted my response. I felt such Feedschadenfreude.
The practice of fishing through documents, websites and prior presentations for material to copy into new documents, websites and presentations.
I have to get this new training program done. Since I really don't know the materials I'm going to have to poach and release in order to get this done!