Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.

'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'

by ilovedavidmorton25 December 06, 2013

Daniel catterick

Daniel catterick is a gorgeous young man, who is very popular, he does not fail to put a smile on peoples faces, he also likes carrots and pony tails

Daniel also is small

"Omg he's awesome"
"Yeah he's such a Daniel catterick"
"I wish I was a Daniel catterick"
"You will never be like him, you piece of shit'

by Ilovedavidmorton25 December 06, 2013