Country Dictionary

beaness

1. the word for a female mexican
2. the penis of a mexican.

1. "Did the beaness refill the toilet paper yet?"
2. "Did you see that beaness in the stall between us?" "dude, what are you, gay?"

cop car

Greatest used vehicle known to man as long as it wasn't a K-9 unit and has less than 100,000 miles

did u see that awsome cop car?!?!

crackmint

Lifesaver wintergreen mints that age just a bit so they become somewhat soft and powdery. They become just as addictive as crack and once you eat one, you can't stop.

Holy Crap! You've got crackmints in your lunch! You better have brought enough for everyone.