A fork of Rural Dictionary
Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(
The natural sensation of pure bliss at the sight of farm animals, especially male chickens.
"I went for a drive in Vermont the other day, and mannn, seeing the farm animals in the fields just gave me a natural high, a cock high if you will..."
A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.
Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper? Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.
A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.
Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.
Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle
Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.
Similar to rusty trombone. The act of simultaneously eating feces and playing with one's self.
"The young boy learned quickly the pleasure of eating shit and jerking it; the magical world of masturcation."