A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you turn the richest country in the World into a shithole.
When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.
"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
I was trudeauing. I was going taking my company down a road of homelessness, and bankruptcy by embezzling all my investments, and stock shares. I thought it was funny the first time I bankrupted Canada, and then I tried it 3 more times - I wasn't as bad as Brian Mulroney, I was way worse, I was trudeauing so hard I woke up a billionaire, in a country where a city with 60,000 had 16,000 homeless. I had to break the Charter every year because I couldn't figure out that no one in history had ever deliberately created a pandemic of poverty where 50% of Canadian businesses would close in a period of 1 year after the covid isolation. I took away Canadian's right to protest, I took away Canadian's right to say no, I took away Canadian's rights to tell the truth, and most of all I took all their money, and savings, their house, their little cat. I was trudeauing.
Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"
Example, “I pulled a tesla.”
I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.
when you are attracted to women who wear dark clothes, and dark metal makeup. you are goth sexual
he's so gothsexual. all i have to do is dress up like I'm going to a funeral, and he wont stop pestering me for sex
similar to oversharing, or mansplaining. when you overexplain something, because you think it needs explanation, often to a layman, or someone you aren't sure will understand
he was overexplaining how to fix the radiator. as if he didn't know I have google.
when you can smell a "burp," through your computer
she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were
when the government taxes businesses and corporations to make sure they wont build factories to create jobs. where the government trains and pays people to murder your opposition.
where the government steals all the money from doctors, and inventors, businessman, and rich people to pay poor people not to go to work, or to work jobs that don't actually do anything. when the government pays people to make 5% of the population perpetually poor.
the socialist matrix is to overeducate the middle class, overtax the rich, and to prevent the poor from going to school, or having enough money to actually afford to be employed.
this government is based on the idea of converting to communism - to force doctors to stay, to force doctors to work, and to make everyone poor thus ensuring the only reason people go to work, is so they don't end up in jail.
Canada is a capitalist society, the government pretend's its based on socialism, the idea that if you force people to be poor, you can increase education, and immigration!