A fork of Rural Dictionary
su·per | soo-per
(Noun) A woman who ranges from a 5-6 in looks, but when dressed up can easily be a 9-10. Super eights are usually spotted in night clubs, Facebook, or Korean game shows. Taking home this subject usually ends with a surprise: Please see, "Sunday Morning Girl."
Synonyms: Cleans up well (aesthetically), Your Mom.
Antonym: Natural Beauty.
1. Your mom is a super eight.
2. George: "Duuude, Dave. I saw you get some ass last night. How was she?"
Dave: "It was... I don't want to talk about. Let's just say the next morning was a huge surprise."
George: "Oh, the old, Super Eight, eh?"
Dave: "Makeup's a bitch."
The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"