A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ryley is the name of the biggest pick me boy you will ever meet. His favourite emojis consists of the puppy eyes emoji and the smirking face. He has NO face at all but once you see a Ryley, you know it's a Ryley. He gets emotional to cringe music such as fireflies, Ed Sheeran photograph and the Riverdale playlist of imagine dragons. In society you may encounter blonde Ryleys, brunette Ryleys, platinum Ryleys, but the worst of all are the GINGER Ryleys. KEEP A BEADY EYE OUT FOR THEM. THEY ARE AROUND EVERY CORNER LURKING IN THE DARK. AHHHHHHHHH.
OMG is that a Ginger Ryley, I heard they were going extinct because of climate change.