Country Dictionary

dumb bitch

the exclamation prefixed by "that's a-" for the chick that runs into you in the hall, while your at you locker: every-fucking-day.

me: "WTF! that puta just hit me in the face!"
kris: "That's a dumb bitch!"

brother

someone with who you share similar ethnic or cultural heritage (as long as you're not a wasp)

izaak: you think zach is a brother?
israel: are you kidding me... his surname is goldstein!

Gerudo

the sickest race in the legend of zelda series. they are the hyrule version of the roma (gypsies), but for some reason they have red hair. definitely the most attractive of the races as well, which is also nice because they are all women (with the exception of ganondorf, that lucky mothafucka).

don't spend too much time in gerudo valley or you'll get jacked.