A fork of Rural Dictionary
A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.
I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.
Why are you wasting your time looking up what dialup is? You have any idea how long it takes to load pages on dialup?
Nobody should have dialup anymore, because in this day and age no one should have to suffer with the slow download speeds.
There's several ways to define an accident: 1. You, the day or night that you were conceived. Usually happens when there's a broken condom involved when your mom and/or dad did not want a child. 2. Your face. In this world you either fall into the beautiful people category, the butterface category, or the fugly category if you're ugly all around. If you have a butterface or if you're fugly, people may say that your face was an accident when God created it. 3. The time when you run your car into someone else's by mistake or intentionally.
Scenario #1: Woman: Oh yeah baby! Man: Aaaarrgghhhh!!! Oh fuck, the condom broke! Woman: *sweating* We're fucked now. Man: What can I say...it was an accident. Scenario #2: Guy: What happened to your face? It looks like an accident. Did someone beat you with an ugly stick? You: *sigh* Scenario #3: You: *smashes into some brand new expensive car* Oh fuck. Guy: What the fuck, man? You: It was an accident!
A term used to describe deceased animals that get hit by vehicles, who haven't learned how to look both ways before crossing the street, or using designated zebra crossings to get across the street safely. Commonly these animals include squirrels, deer, and foxes.
Oh my goodness, did you see the size of that deer that we almost hit ?! It was almost roadkill.
Put simply - Justin Beiber's signature haircut.
Little Kid: Hi, can I get the Beibercut please? Hair Stylist: Oh no!