Country Dictionary

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

There goes big boobs Bertha!

stands for "Random Makeout Session" - where you and a guy/girl you are NOT dating just randomly make out with no strings attached - works best in cars parked in deserted culdesacs

Jane, you hooker! Stop having RMS with any guy you see!

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

Act of posing nude for your grandma

Dude Juxtaposing sucks and then she touched me.

the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?" guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"