A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.
Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.
The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.
Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began. Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess
The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.
James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.