A fork of Rural Dictionary
A passive way of coming out of the closet on a social networking site.
"Someone from junior high gaybooked me. His profile picture is him in leather chaps."
Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.
Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
a trip two people, who otherwise might have sex, relax and rejuvenate, take with young children.
Over President's Day weekend, we took a nofornication to San Diego with our twin toddlers.