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blarger

An erect penis; a hard-on

I went to sleep dreaming of her body and woke up with a huge blarger.

by jarujammer March 27, 2008

bombs away

When your huge-breasted girlfriend pulls her tits up over her shoulders, you put your face under them, look up and yell, "Bombs Away!"

The nicest red face you ever got!

Betty pulled her 40 double d's up over her shoulders . . . when I yelled, "Bombs Away" she let them fall . . . Whop! Whop! Hurts so good . . .

by jarujammer November 11, 2009