Country Dictionary

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Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

by jaster11111 June 11, 2010