A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi. When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it. Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power. "Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi" "If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them. The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!" Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations. Term mainly used in England. Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Mike - "Oh my god, look at that guy starting trouble on innocent people, is he actually wearing a pink polo shirt?" Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."
The Inventor of a film. The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process.
Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that? Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.
Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.
A person who acts in a way that displeases you more than you could have imagined. Exclaimed when the annoyance of an individual reaches it's peak.
Jack - "Tonight, I'm going to get so much pussy, when I walk in the girls drop to their knees at my..." Sam - "Shut up, you absoloute-fuck-hole."
Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'. The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather. A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today." Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."