A fork of Rural Dictionary
Or 'Aerophobic' - someone who suffers from mild to intense annoyance at being on an Aeroplane, not necessarily out of fear of crashing... ...Mainly because of the lack of leg-room, strangers and their babies, circulated breathing air, terrible food, the temperature and the knowledge you can do nothing about it until you land in 14 hours - The occasional chance of burning up over the Atlantic adds to the feeling of 'Aerophobia'
Sam - "God, it's hot in here. Hey Mike do you want a peanut?" Mike - Oh God, I have to get out...let me out, I HAVE AEROPHOBIA!!"
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.' Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?" Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim. The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
The 'original' Americans. White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.
The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.
An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping. i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!