A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.
Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.
Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car
Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked
When one gets tazered in the groin
That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer
Another way of saying someone is coming out of their shell. A shy person that loses their inhibition.
Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.
Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty
A road where it is common to see many cars carrying multiple people, usually of Latin descent and questionable immigration status. Whereas the dangers of the Autobahn are from the intense speed the dangers of this road are from getting hit from multiple non english speaking uninsured motorists with loud stereos
Guy1: did you see all the mexicans on the road its a regular Vatobahn out there
Guy 2: ya man watch out