A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is a living proof that jealous men exist. So many slutty boys his age are so jealous of him because of his success and good looks. He is also hated so much by the dudes because they hate how popular he's become and how many sexy girls he's kissed onscreen. Just like how Angelina Jolie is amongst girls, he is that amongst the guys; who hate him because he's hot and they bring up excuses like "come on, he's goofy looking", "average" or "he is ugly". He's one of the few guy actor that gets those attacks, which proves that he is hot, a rare gem in Hollywood, that makes so many men envy his looks. Even Spielberg and Bay have some sort of a fetish of him.
Jealous guy: Not Shia LaBeouf again, I can't stand looking at his ugly face. Normal guy: What, do you want a guy you find attractive instead? You gay or what? Jealous: Uh...what...uh...ahem