Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tuberpoint

A YouTube video that is basically a Powerpoint presentation with a music track.

John quickly exited out of the YouTube video, when he discovered that it was just a Tuberpoint, and he didn't feel like reading slides for 40 minutes to the accompaniment of ominous music.

by jhernd June 21, 2015

Obamatrayed

The ultimate result of secret trade deals that are passed by the government without any public disclosure of the details before approval.

After passage of the secret Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal, referred to as Obamatrade, the American people discovered that they had been Obamatrayed.

by jhernd June 12, 2015

newsarazzi

The currently prevailing type of news media, where instead of reporting unbiased, factual information, every story is comprised of hype, propaganda, and lots of added celebrity worship.

The popular website began as a left-leaning news and politics forum, but quickly devolved into a newsarazzi format, when its creators discovered that sideboob photos generate more traffic and revenue than factual information and serious commentary.

by jhernd June 21, 2015

facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

by jhernd June 08, 2015

videppointment

The feeling of disappointment that one experiences, when they click on a web link to what appears to be an interesting article, only to discover it is just a video that they have no interest in watching.

John frequently experienced videppointment when he clicked on interesting links, only to find a page with a video that he did not care to watch.

by jhernd June 21, 2015

neckvage

When a woman's cleavage line goes so high that it appears to began at her neck.

Her neckvage could only be concealed by wearing a turtleneck.

by jhernd June 17, 2015

ignortion

The method of ending a relationship by just completely ignoring the other person.

How did you manage to get out of that bad relationship? He wouldn't respond to anything I tried, so I had to perform an ignortion on him.

by jhernd June 12, 2015