A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is someone who is unhappy in their mind so they yell and complain about everything. They wants others to be unhappy because it makes them feel better in their negative world.
I got home from work and now I have to listen to a chronic yeller. I wish I never got home.
Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
A vagina that is very wet, loose and sloppy.
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.
This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.