A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attractive, perhaps slightly trashy , unestablished, uneducated, usually young, sexually active woman with no children, who is down for a good time and does not have a bad attitude. A typical age for a mud cat is 20- 24. Mudcats are further characterized by somewhat poor/fair decision making abilities, typically low income, and a curiosity to explore sex and relationships with older men. often seen walking places . mud cat is not necessarily a derogatory word, but rather , it is used in an endearing way by the guy who picks her up in his truck while she was walking to the tastee freeze and ends up having casual sex with her several times. Mud cats can be a lot of fun.
"You should have seen this mud cat i picked up last week!" "Tyler needs to straighten up...he's 30 and still banging mud cats."
A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.
"Has steve been dating wendy?" "Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
A facility or room used for the purposes of trimming and processing cannabis.
"Jimmy came home stinking from another long day at the troffice."
A scrubby, low income person with a limited worldview, low intelligence, a large sense of self entitlement, and very little ambition. These individuals are further characterized by a passion for monster energy drinks and wearing pajamas during the daytime. Also an acronym for: Total Reliance On Government.
" Damn it, i wish these trogs would stop breeding."
When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
A truly low chakra individual. One who is animal like. Ape tards are all about sex and violence. They have no manners.
"I don't know how these bartenders are putting up with all these ape tards. " "Ape tards are rude and they do not tip."