A fork of Rural Dictionary
A McDojo is a martial arts school that conforms to the following attributes: -Your instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. -The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. -The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. -Its a Korean art. (See taekwondo) -Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. -While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. -Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). -No one sweats. -While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. -When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?" If any of these sound familiar, you are probably training at a McDojo.
"Johnny paid £500 and got his black belt in 5 months. He must be at a McDojo"