A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.
that's not football, that's shitball.