Country Dictionary

1. Intense anger felt by some hemorrhoid suffers. 2. <gay>, The anger felt when your boyfriend (bottom) has hemorrhoids.

If that bitch tells me he can't one more time I'm not responsible for what may happen in my rrhoidrage.

One of the seemingly millions of gay dudes with no job unemployed, no car, no place to live homeless, who rely on the kindness of any other for housing, transportation and money mooch.

Don't let that twink in your house, he's a fagabond, he'll never leave!

from "dirty", drugs, pot, having sex, etc.

Dem Boyz In Da Back Dey Be Rollin'up Dey Doughdy

Adjective used to describe an insured item for which you owe more than it's worth.

I'm so upside-down on my car loan! My car is soooo jacktable--get it!

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

Any of a number of young men, usually straight, that will be gay for a place to sleep.

He's been at my house for 5 days already, it's hard to shake this homelessexual.

1) An unfair derogatory reference to President Obama depicting him to be as dim-witted as the little black boy, Epaminondas, in the banned racist children's story book, "Epaminondas and His Auntie." 2) A reference to President Obama likening him to the Theban general and statesman of the 4th century BC who transformed the Ancient Greek city-state of Thebes, leading it out of Spartan subjugation into a pre-eminent position in Greek politics.

1) Obama? You mean "Obaminondas!" That man ain't got the sense he was born. 2) For us minorities, he has been our champion, a modern day Obaminondas.