Country Dictionary

Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet! Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

Nipple Cripple

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her

I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night

Rainbow?

Someone who is bi-sexual. They aren't sure if they are gay or a lesbian a not so instead of feeling like a rainbow they feel like a rainbow?

Bob: John are you gay? John:Rainbow? Bob:Oh i see how it is