Country Dictionary

a halfway boner.

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub

the language people from barstow, ca speak.

look at the weird barstonians.

when you have to take a big, fat juicy shit, i mean one so bad it peels the paint off the walls.

Son, after your morning grizzlys be sure to use the spray and turn on the fan.

something that is cool or good.

you got some pussy yesterday, thats straight up

when you have a big ass wart on your butt crack.

I have a fuckin updog on my ass right now.

when your face smells exactly like your butt.

My grandma died from exactly disease.

Some who constantly jacks off all day, or several times a day.

That dude Greg is a real jackman look at the size of his right arm.