Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

dadonkadonk

It's the junk in your trunk man. It's what you put your mug on and saddle up and ride. It's an ass. You guys are dumbasses, it isn't dadonkadonk, it is badonkadonk.

Yo man, her badonkadonk is fuckin' nice man, I just wanna ram her!

by Josh March 22, 2004

Ego Handjob

When a man receives an abundance of praise from one person regarding his talents, looks or accomplishments. Usually the compliments are distributed in a nearly excessive amount and received within only a few minutes of conversation, enough to satisfy the receiver in such a way that it is analogous to the stimulation of an orgasm, but for the ego.

I was in a meeting when Sandra started giving me quite the ego handjob. She went on and on about my contribution being valuable to the company and how I was the most talented person there.

by Josh June 03, 2010

dodgeball

A very good movie
also a game played in gym class which can cause injury or even DEATH poor kenny always dies

"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball"
"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball"

by Josh February 12, 2005

vagicrust

The crust left by a previously wet vag

his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them

by Josh March 04, 2005

Meerinte

say meerinte instead of allright

Willie: Let's go!
Ted: Meerinte.

by Josh February 12, 2004

Fish

A Fish-eye lens. snowboard skateboard steez

shit screw on the fish man u cant see shit without it.

by josh December 07, 2003

Shnaga

Don't tuch me with your disgusting girl germ disease

I yelled at that girl Shnaga

by Josh August 10, 2003