A fork of Rural Dictionary
An assistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. Characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.
Hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so I can get that remote control without having to get up.
Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.
I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.