A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting a kiss from someone while taking a dump.
Man I was hoping for a full blown blumpkin but all she did was give me a kiss....damn blumpkin lite.
use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts.
hey Jimmy, I just got out of the shower. You wanna give me some tongue loving?
penis lint The fuzzy residue left on a penis after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.
Man, I just got a brand new pair of tube socks. Now I have to go wash off all the plint left behind.
The flab that hangs over and around the back of a fat woman's bra. Also rolls of fat that incorporate the undrarms and shoulders of said fat women.
have you seen that chick eat? No wonder she's got a ton of fat back on her.
a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure
Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.
a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.
What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.