A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using the iPhone 4S 'digital assistant' Siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.
Get Siri-ous will you? Telling Siri to 'go fuck yourself' is funny for only a hundred times or so. I use Siri to actually get things done!
When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.