Country Dictionary

Whitney

1:no skill at checkers,but rocks up tic-tac-toe.

2: A totally wicked awsome lady who's name is whitney.

1: Steve: Wanna play tic-tac-toe?
Timothy: Hells no! your a total Whitney... lets play checkers!

2: Harold: Hey look, its Whitney... she's totally wicked awsome!

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.